You know, I really don't need to add anything to this story.
April 8, 2009 - Gastonia
A man and woman accusing of having sex in a Wal-Mart parking lot face a charge of crime against nature Wednesday.
According to arrest warrants and an affidavit, police stopped William Walter Stephens, 83, of 5601 Union Road, Gastonia, and Asia Marie Howard, 25, of 1032 West Airline Ave., Gastonia, as they were leaving the Wal-Mart on Myrtle School Road after receiving a report that the two were having sex in the brown Buick they were leaving in. According to the affidavit, Howard told police that they were having sex and Stephens gave her $20 for oral sex.
Stephens was released from Gaston County Jail Wednesday under a $1,000 unsecured bond. Howard was placed in Gaston County Jail Wednesday under a $2,500 secured bond.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
No One Knew Jesus Would Come Back As a Cookie
Easter will soon be upon us, and what better way to remember the events of 2000 years ago than with this Crucifixion Cookie Cutter, fresh from German cookware supplier Tadenberg?
Actually, there are probably many much more tasteful things to eat at this solemn celebration, but at least this stainless steel cruciform has a little more authenticity than the pagan eggs and bunnies we usually eat, both of which symbolize the fertility of Spring.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
God Warrior
Yes, I know you have most likely seen this, but doesn't it just take you back all over again. I love the "I'm glad you are home..." that poor guy. Have you ever seen a better poster child for mediation?
Friday, March 6, 2009
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